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Conan the Destroyer

1984

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  • Conan The Destroyer is a shit film made by pros (Richard Fleischer and DP Jack Cardiff), so obviously composition et al. is on point. There is, nonetheless, only so much transfiguration that can be done when your subjects are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wilt Chamberlain (tasked with preserving a teen lady's virginity in a particularly nasty, admittedly hilarious meta-casting joke), Grace Jones... et al. Arnold punches a horse, which is hilarious, but this is mostly enjoyable garbage.